Wow, I just heard that huge creep Howard K. Stern is finally being blamed for Anna Nicole Smith's death. Or at least for giving her drugs, which is the same thing.
Well, no shit.
Here's the really surprising, scary thing: he's only 40!
I'm turning 40 in a couple of months -- please Jesus, someone tell me I don't look as used and worn out as this asshole.
Also, he so deserves everything bad that happens to him in prison. Thank God for punitive sodomy!
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