US Starcast: Gemini

I love when astrology is eerily accurate. For instance, here is this week's Gemini horoscope from US Magazine:

"Buh-bye cubicle oblivion! A position opens at work as the sun enters your career zone on the 19th. It's yours if you can prove that, unlike in the past, you'll finish what you begin."

So get this: I'm a Gemini, and on the 19th I quit my corporate marketing job. So no more cubicle for me,  meaning now there is a job open at work, and someone else, perhaps a different Gemini, is welcome to it!

Laugh all you want, astrology is totally real. Totally.