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10 Reasons Why the Excalibur Was the Worst CES 2011 Hotel

Last week I went to the Consumer Electronics Show with Sheila/@xiaolinmama, one of my Clever Girls Collective business partners. We're great travel buddies, and loved hanging out with so many awesome women tech bloggers. And the show itself was filled with fascinating gadgets, plus we met Bill Walton and Levar Burton.

There was just one slight freaking huge problem: the only hotel room we could get was in the Excalibur Hotel, a.k.a. the biggest shithole on the strip.

I know, you think Circus Circus is bad, and the Luxor is laughable. But I stand by my judgement on the Excalibur and as proof, I offer you these ten "Worst Hotel" points:

10. The room was missing the "do not disturb" sign. And didn't have a room service menu. And the safe was broken.

9. Speaking of room service, it was only available from 6 a.m. to 2 p.m., so no late night dessert parties in the room.

8. There was gum on the lampshade

7. No guard at the guard stand by the elevators. Safety first!

6. No wifi. There was a single, plug-in internet cable, which Sheila and I had to share

5. The heating system had two settings that alternated automatically: blazing hot and frigid. Comfortable! Not!

4. Lame bedding -- just a sheet and a light, light blanket. Which was fine when it was blazing hot in the room, but wretched during the glacial hours of 1-2 a.m., 3-4 a.m. and 5-6 a.m.

3. A shitastic voicemail waiting for us every day, offering 40% off the Criss Angel Mindfreak show. Like anyone wants to see that tool. Now, if they'd been offering a discount on the Thunder From Down Under show (naked Australians! yes!), you'd be reading a very different blog post.

2. Flabby, shirtless bartender in the accurately named bar, Dick's Last Resort, acting out a "cum shot" with a bottle of something fizzy. While singing. To a leering crowd.

1. IS THAT A BLOOD STAIN ON THE TOWEL? AND ON MY PILLOW CASE?!?!

 

Visiting Ford Again!

January is a busy month! Last week I was in Las Vegas at CES, and this week I'm a guest of Ford Motor Company at the NAIAS Driving Green event in Detroit. Racking up the frequent flyer miles!

I'm really delighted to be here in Detroit, and to have 22 of the bloggers from the Clever Girls Collective network here with me.

Ford has a well earned reputation for being environmentally forward thinking, and their green program is truly impressive. They're making a big announcement today -- we're all speculating it's about electric cars, but whatever it is, I'm sure it will be smart and well planned. 

More later, but for now check out my interview with Sue Cischke, Ford Group Vice President, Sustainability, Environment and Safety Engineering. Did I mention they also have an impressive group of women working for them, too?

 

Ford Motor Company paid for my travel and accomodations at the 2-day Driving Green Technology event. I was not compensated in any other manner for my time. My opinions posted here are my own.

 

The Lincoln Menfolk

Yes, the dominant Irish Superpower is probably in The Hair.

Win a Fisher Price Bigfoot, With Bonus Mood Sharing on Facebook!

 

 So this is kind of entertaining! Many of my nieces and nephews are entering a mysterious game phase (mysterious for me because I don't have kids) so I'm picking gifts based on what I find fun or funny. This new Bigfoot Toy from Fisher Price seems obnoxious, erm, lively enough to keep my brother's kids cracking up for a few hours!

Check out the cute Facebook app that helps you pick your Bigfoot Mood. Even better than the emotional insight that comes from this Facebook distraction is the opportunity to win one of these cool toys. You can enter every day between now and December 15th, so play often!

 

Note: I was compensated by Big Fuel Communications to share this information with you, but all of the opinions are mine.

I Guess the Leash is "Implied" in the Graphic

Wordless Wednesday - At the Museum #9

NYC, May 2008

Bare by Solo -- Plastic Cup Convenience Without the Guilt

Over Labor Day weekend I took a took a "working" vacation with my three partners of Clever Girls Collective to Parajo Dunes on Monterey Bay. We made it fun by bringing our families, who wouldn't let us spend the entire time online updating Facebook and Twitter.

It was a gorgeous location, and in between serious social media strategy planning, we had a great time relaxing. That mostly meant eating and drinking as often as possible.

Imagine for a moment what all of that eating and drinking means in terms of dishes. Eight adults, five kids, and ice cream cake. Bottomless bowls of pasta. A case (or a few) of wine. 

The dishwasher was overwhelmed.

As anyone who's ever gone on a group vacation knows, salvation lies with disposable plates and cups. But as anyone who's ever been to San Francisco knows, there's also lot of green guilt that goes with anything disposable.

Fortunately I had a secret weapon: Bare by Solo.

Back when I was writing for Green Daily, and posting rather often on the importance of compostable coffee cups, the company invited me to try out the line of recyclable and compostable tableware, and to be on the Bare by Solo Advisory Board.

I was delighted to accept, and they sent me a bunch of plates and cups so I could experience to the eco-friendly convenience first hand. The trip to Parajo Dunes was the perfect place to test out the different sizes and styles.

Bare by Solo plates and cups are made from recycleable and renewable resources, like corn instead of petroleum. They are microwave safe, and even better, they don't melt when they come into contact with moisture. I totally love them, especially because I hate doing dishes, but I'd had to give up my Costco paper plate habit when I crossed over to the "green side."

I'm so glad to have paper plates in my life again!

My favorites are the stylish square plates, which come in three sizes (I like to think of them as "cake", "grilled cheese with side of fries" and "steak plus two sides") and are made from renewable sugarcane. They're a nice color, and are equally perfect at a cookout or at a dressy party.

I also really liked the clear keg cups, which are made with 20% post consumer content, and are recycleable. Since that isn't super-super green, we cleverly re-used them all weekend. This was made easier by labeling the cups with our names, so no one would accidently sip a vodka on the rocks when they were expecting to taste a gin and 7 up.

My least favorite, even though they are way better from an eco-friendly perspective, are the Bare Natural compostable cups. I love that they are all happy for the earth, but I have to admit, they're very "hemp ghetto" brown. It's really hard to make a table pretty with cups the color of craft paper.

With the holidays coming up, I definitely have the "cake" size square plates on my party planning list. The clear cups are totally fun for punch, as long as you have a clearly marked RECYCLE HERE spot to make is easy for the revelers to clean up.

Thanks to Bare by Solo for including me on the Advisory Board, and for providing the Clever Girls with some respite from dishes on our vacation weekend.

Have you tried the line? Definitely share your experience and reaction in the comments below, and I'll include your feedback when I talk to the folks at Solo. Somehow, I think the "Red Cup" people are going to understand why I want those compostable cups in something besides oatmeal greige.

Small Business Saturday Spotlight: Joy O Designs

Thanks to American Express for sponsoring my writing today about small businesses. American Express is presenting Small Business Saturday, a way to honor the local merchants who are the backbone of the economy, this Saturday, November 27. They're offering statement credits to people who shop at small businesses, advertising for small-business owners, and donations to Girls Inc. for "Likes" of the Small Business Saturday page on Facebook. Join the celebration by clicking the "Like" button and then visiting the Facebook page to learn more about the program and read the terms and conditions that apply.

I love Best Buy as much as the next 100" flatscreen HDTV-craving person, but whenever possible I like to patronize local businesses, especially when I'm shopping for gifts. You get amazing service, and beautiful, unique items.

One of my all time favorite small businesses is Joy O Designs. She creates simple, elegant and gorgeous designs, and even better, her line Kyler by Joy O is entirely eco-friendly.

Silver hoops have always been my go-to style for earrings, and over the years I've had many favorites. A few years ago, I had a surprising urge for gold hoops. Specifically rose gold. A friend introduced me to these Joy O Grass Handmade Hammered Hoops and the rest is style history. I wear these, or the ones I subsequently ordered in silver, almost every day. You can see them in pretty much any photo of me taken in the past 4 years!

My super-fashionista sister is also a fan, so we trade Joy O gifts every birthday. Even though our styles are so different, Joy's designs, like the simple thin cuff, works for both of us. And for Cameron Diaz and a bunch of other celebs, like Anne Hathaway, who also love the whole collection!

Joy is based in SF, and I've had the pleasure of meeting her in person. She's just as lovely as her designs, and puts her heart and soul into every aspect of her business. If you're shopping for a jewelry-loving lady this weekend, I highly recommend checking out this local small business Joy O Designs and Kyler by Joy O for special and wearable pieces your girl will pick out of her jewelry box every day!

 

I was selected for this sponsorship by the Clever Girls Collective, which endorses Blog With Integrity, as I do. I am also a partner at Clever Girls Collective.

I Love My Jawbone Because it Makes Steve McGarrett My Boyfriend

Last December a PR firm offered me a Jawbone headset. I said "Sure," and then made Chief "pick" the style, because I was positive he would want to use it to talk to me when he's driving home from work. 

It arrived, and he ignored it for eleven months.

Then one night we were watching my new second-favorite show, Hawaii 5-0*, and both noticed that Intelligence Officer Cathy a.k.a. Steve McGarrett's badass brunette girlfriend, was wearing the same one.

Me: See? Cool Navy chick is wearing that headset. It's cool.

Chief silently cocks an eyebrow at me

Me: You're never going to use that headset, are you?

Chief continues to look at me sceptically

Me: Fine. I'll use it, and be Officer Cathy, and get to have hot sex on the beach with McGarrett and his awesome cargo pants.

It took me another two weeks to finally charge up the damn thing, and then use it. But now I love it! And not just because when I wear it I get to have exchanges like:

Me: Does my headset make you want to "McGarrett" me?

Chief: No, it makes you want to get "McGarretted."

Me: Tomato-tomahto, just use an Aussie accent when you call me Cathy.

and

Me: Oh, I have to take this call, it might be McGarret asking me to re-route a top secret satellite to help capture an escaped prisoner.

Chief: That's a waste of time. It's an island. There's nowhere for a prisoner to escape to.

In addition to Alex O'Loughlin's evocative characterization of McGarrett, we're thoroughly enjoying the new Hawaii 5-0. The characters are (surprisingly) awesome and loveable, given the sophomoric level of the scriptwriting. We even, briefly, wondered if the local high school kids were literally writing the scripts, but then decided that was a mean thing to say about the nice students.

To summarize:

The Jawbone Icon headset? Works great, plus McGarrett's girlfriend uses it, or something like it.

We totally approve of the new Hawaii 5-0: Daniel Dae Kim = total eye-candy, Scott "Hawaii 5-2" (in reference to his height, credit to Chief) Caan is hilarious, and Grace Park is a refreshingly cute and real woman on TV -- she could totally be the younger sister of one of my friends.

And Alex O'Loughlin is rapidly edging out Nathan Fillion as my favorite Monday night crime solver. He can call me Cathy anytime, with or without his Aussie accent.

*Castle, starring Nathan Fillion, is my current favorite detective show on Monday nights, but Alex is of the Hugh Jackman "leggy-yet-burly Australian" mold of physical perfection. Nate? Well, lately his Man Weight Threshold has crossed into what I sincerely hope is a temporary visit to "Happy in a New Relationship Husky-ville." Let's just say Captain Tight Pants probably didn't squeeze into his Firefly uniform this Halloween.

New Shutterfly Holiday Card Designs - Plus a Special Offer for Bloggers!

Getting mail rocks. Real mail, meaning letters, postcards or thank you notes. The very best mail comes in pretty envelopes, and holiday cards are the prettiest of them all.

Even though I love to receive cards, for the past couple of years December has come and gone without me sending any. But this year, thanks to our new Clever Girls Collective client, Shutterfly, I'll be sending out fabulous holiday photo cards, and I'm getting them done early!

Shutterfly has a huge variety of holiday card designs, with everything from Thanksgiving cards for the super early birds, to Christmas cards and Hanukkah cards for the traditionalists, and New Year's cards for the people (like me, usually) who can't quite get through their To Do list in December.

The first step in picking a holiday card design is selecting your photo. But Chief and I had so much fun this year, I had trouble deciding. Since it's so easy to "design" your card, I was able to quickly try out several different photos and designs.

I love the elegant simplicity of the Pretty Packages design, which complements a black and white photo, like this one of us at my brother's wedding:

For a more subtle photo (or at least one where the colors are a bit muted) this Winter Woods Sky design is perfect! (If you're new here, yes, I'm wearing a Star Trek uniform, and yes, that's William Shatner.)

A more bold, graphic design balances a photo with a field of bright, solid color, like this one. I like the curvy but clean lines of Retro Red Diamonds, and as a bonus, proceeds from this card also benefit the American Lung Association. (Uh, Manilow. I told you it was a big year!)

 

I think a photo with a bit of action -- whether it's patterns on your dress, or strangers in the background -- stands up well to a card with intricate detail, like Swirl Damask Noir.

Of course, if you can't pick just one, then the solution is simple: a collage design like Family Wall Blue Christmas Card.

Are you feeling inspired? Get over to Shutterfly and start designing your own card! And if you're a blogger, click here to go to Shutterfly for information on how you can get 50 free cards this holiday season, and make sure to select Clever 1000 as the referral source.

Disclosure Statement:

This post is part of a series sponsored by Shutterfly, a Clever Girls Collective (my company's) client. Participating bloggers are reviewing the new Shutterfly cards and sharing their faves, and have been compensated with coupon codes for 100 free cards. Clever Girls Collective endorses Blog with Integrity, blog transparency and full disclosure, as I do.